Seriously, what is wrong with me.
I spent the weekend in a prolonged series of naps, with some good ol' fashioned sleep thrown in.
Yesterday I came home from work, eventually fed the kids (because there is some stupid legal requirement here to do that) and napped on the couch for a couple of hours. Then made my way up to bed.
Fast-forward to lunch hour in my office...face down...dead to the world. I even did a couple of those "Whoa, I'm falling of a cliff!" motions which means I'm seriously tired. And now am also the proud owner of a mish-mash of lines on my right cheek from the hoodie I used as a crumpled up pillow. Special.
No...not pregnant. Not even a chance. Hubby took care of that possibility about 8.5 years ago right after son was born.
"Yessir doc, that will be one c-section for the missus...and a snip here and a snip there for me. Put it on our tab."
I don't think any man has ever gone to the "chopping block" quite so willingly. I think that was the week following the "fuchsia can of paint meets two year old daughter in the basement" incident.
Wall paint + toddler + TV/electronics = Vasectomy.
One day remind me to tell you about how the vasectomy went...because it makes me giggle.
Things that make you say "Hmmmm" - Inspired by RUM
- In medieval England jurors weren't fed until they reached a decision.
- The Chinese used to scatter firecrackers around the house - as fire alarms.
- 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
- A child laughs about 400 times per day. Adults laugh about 15 times.
- The blood vessels of a blue whale are so wide that an adult trout could swim through them.
- Some beaver dams are more than 1,000 years old.
- Male hospital patients fall out of bed twice as often as female patients.
- 25% of Americans think Sherlock Holmes was a real person.
- The leading cause of death in Papua, New Guinea is falling out of a tree.
- Babies are born without kneecaps.
- In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
- Los Angeles is 2cm closer to San Fransisco than it was a year ago.
- In her entire lifetime, Queen Isabella of Spain (1451-1504) bathed twice. King Louis XIV bathed three times.
- Per capita, the cities of Winnipeg and CALGARY drink the most Slurpees in the world.
- More than 50% of all the lakes in the world are in CANADA
- Belgians once tried to deliver mail using cats. (It didn't work.)
Words of 'wisdom' from the Rummy One (and various people I've stolen from)
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Some people are like slinkys; they serve no useful purpose, but they do make you smile when they tumble down the stairs.
When I was a kid we had a sandbox. Actually it was a quicksand box. I was an only child...eventually.
It's a mistake to think you can solve any major problems with just potatoes.
You know what I miss? I miss the old days, when I'd think up a sinister scheme for world domination and friends would show a little emotional support. I mean come on now....really.
Let me make one thing perfectly clear to you: I have absolutely no idea how this sentence I'm currently writing is going to finish. When and if it does, I can only hope it makes some kind of coherent ceramic pineapple vibraphone.
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