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Friday, April 11, 2008

Breaking Point - Oh yeah, we're there.

I came home (as in walked in the door and 2 seconds later....) through a blizzard last night to son's sweet little face looking at me earnestly and asking if we could go to the school family dance. Well, no dear son. You see when the notice and the ticket order form came home you declared that you wanted nothing to do with it. You declared this vehemently, and repeatedly. You also said you don't like to dance. That you wouldn't dance. Therefore, being and idiot, I didn't buy you tickets.

There was crying, foot stomping, 2 time outs...don't even get me started on the boy. Let's just say at one point hand met bottom and trust me, it wasn't hubby's hand or my bottom. He came down from purgatory (aka his room) and apologized for acting that way.....then bounded off happy as a clam while I sat on the floor rocking back and forth with my head spinning. Motherhood rocks.

I've debated writing about this next issue. It's son's issue and not really something I think he'd want out there (I'm thinking later down the line of course....) so details will be vague. He was in a school in the "hood" for 1/2 of Kindergarten and 1/2 of grade one. We don't live in the "hood" but because we are a newly developed community there is no school. Whatever...we were willing to give it a go. He was removed from that school, and spent months with a child psychologist after that point. Needless to say and without going into detail, not a fan of it. We got a notice last night from his current school (that only goes up to his grade right now - 3) that he will have to go back to the school from HELL next year. NOT impressed. Not even willing to consider it at this point. I have a somewhat emotional and dramatic message in to the director - I'm expecting either a call back or men in white suits with a really cool jacket today.

I made it through the whole day yesterday without popping any pills. I consider that pretty freaking remarkable given that it appears I'm going to be sick forever. The head pain gets worse at night for some reason. Maybe I'm just less busy and notice it more. I held off till 10pm then took a couple of Tylenol 3's. By 10:30 sweet oblivion started kicking in and I got a pretty good sleep. And then I woke up. Nauseated. I don't do well with that. Spent most of the morning on the couch. Rather than having to remind daughter that she needs to lift the spoon with cereal on it, put it in her mouth, and actually chew and swallow, I pulled out the kitchen timer and told her I want her bowl empty by the time it's done. Then I laid on the couch, with chills waiting to die. I guess the pills are great for pain relief and sleep, not so much for tummy issues. I took a couple muscle relaxants this morning and I'm munching on dry Cheerios at my desk right now. Seems to be OK, I think I'll get over it. And that timer is going to be visiting again on Monday morning. Way easier.

Oh, and daughter is officially fraction impaired. 2 hours to complete her homework last night. Sweet Lord above, does she REALLY need to know this crap? I can guarantee you she won't be doing anything with this crap in it when she's grown up. Math should be optional. Or tutors free. I'm not a picky person, I'll take either at this point.

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Things that make you say "Hmmmm" - Inspired by RUM

  • In medieval England jurors weren't fed until they reached a decision.
  • The Chinese used to scatter firecrackers around the house - as fire alarms.
  • 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
  • A child laughs about 400 times per day. Adults laugh about 15 times.
  • The blood vessels of a blue whale are so wide that an adult trout could swim through them.
  • Some beaver dams are more than 1,000 years old.
  • Male hospital patients fall out of bed twice as often as female patients.
  • 25% of Americans think Sherlock Holmes was a real person.
  • The leading cause of death in Papua, New Guinea is falling out of a tree.
  • Babies are born without kneecaps.
  • In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
  • Los Angeles is 2cm closer to San Fransisco than it was a year ago.
  • In her entire lifetime, Queen Isabella of Spain (1451-1504) bathed twice. King Louis XIV bathed three times.
  • Per capita, the cities of Winnipeg and CALGARY drink the most Slurpees in the world.
  • More than 50% of all the lakes in the world are in CANADA
  • Belgians once tried to deliver mail using cats. (It didn't work.)

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Words of 'wisdom' from the Rummy One (and various people I've stolen from)

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Some people are like slinkys; they serve no useful purpose, but they do make you smile when they tumble down the stairs.
When I was a kid we had a sandbox. Actually it was a quicksand box. I was an only child...eventually.
It's a mistake to think you can solve any major problems with just potatoes.
You know what I miss? I miss the old days, when I'd think up a sinister scheme for world domination and friends would show a little emotional support. I mean come on now....really.
Let me make one thing perfectly clear to you: I have absolutely no idea how this sentence I'm currently writing is going to finish. When and if it does, I can only hope it makes some kind of coherent ceramic pineapple vibraphone.