Possibly the Most Annoying Facebooker Alive?

I have this contact on my Facebook.

She was a sweet little girl. Her grandparents immigrated to Canada with my Dad in the 60s.....we grew up like cousins. She had blond hair, blue eyes, wore frilly dresses and glasses. Finally reconnected via Facebook this year...only...

Her name is now Victor (which, while I don't CARE if she is gay/boy/girl whatever...was a shock)
She was a drug abuser as a young teen.
She was a prostitute in the City we grew up in as a teen.

I possibly shat my pants when I found all that out.

So, yeah. She has issues. However, issues don't excuse ANNOYING Facebook updates.
Her linguistics make me want to kill baby bunnies. And trust me, I LOVE baby bunnies. That's how much it annoys me.

-Homesick w/ da stomach flue

-Jst finished a drop in Yoga. It waz bless. Im so happy. ma mind is relaxed ma body is calm n relaxed. Ma mind body n soul r connected

-YAY ME! I know what was wrong a combo of 20dy of cut back from 4-2gm Nic gum, Asthma n anxity Wind Pipe still kills. YAY 2 deep breathin

-Hey all plz send bliss thoughts ma way. Asthma is acting up n if 2hrs of maintenance shows no improvement dad n I will decide what 2 do ne

And this is about 3-4 times a day. It's slowly draining my will to live.

How I Became Divorced

So....hubby and I were talking on the phone today (sort of how we live when he's on this shift) and he mentioned we have a mouse trying to get into Grandma's basement window. It was climbing up her screen and kind of doing back-flips off of it. And freaking her out....but that's beside the point.

Grandma called later and said she was going to buy traps to kill it. I oooo'd. And awwww'd. I hate it when cute critters get smushed. Still....I don't want the fucker in my house causing problems. When I got home I took the cat to the window outside her bedroom and the cat looked at the damn thing running around down there, turned around and chased a fly. Stupid inbred Siamese.

Grandma brought out the traps and I read the box...but it wouldn't say how they died. Meaning they starve to death. And I'm sorry but intentionally starving a cute little creature? Ugh. Made me sad. So...we set that one. Then I borrowed the kids fish catching bucket (has a string on it) and threw some bread and peanut butter in there. I won. I caught the field mouse (also known as a vole). And....yeah. Kind of didn't know what to do with it.

So, off to Walmart I went and bought a hamster kit.

His name is Remi. I'm really hoping he doesn't have rabies. Like....REALLY hoping.

The Photos from Washington - A-LOT of them.

Pretty much a constant state. Daughter stuffing her mouth with food...and smearing it across her face in the process. This was in the hotel in Spokane night one.

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We went for a walk to try and rid our bodies of Sonic food...came across these in the park. I love the colour combination. And yes, that's how you spell colour ACCORDING TO THE QUEEN.
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Lavender.
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Right before I bitched the boy out for trying to shove me into the dirt. At the park in Spokane.

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Oh look...we drove 9 hours to play with ground hogs! LAME.

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Beautiful river running through the park in Spokane.

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Kids pretending that they weren't being total jerk-wads to each other 3 seconds before this. In the park in Spokane.

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White tiger at the Cat Tales centre just outside of Spokane. Hubby got it growling by calling it like a house cat. It made me giggle.

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Kids being weird at Cat Tales.

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There are no words. Except these....future-leverage.

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Brilliance. If only it were true.

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In the Snowqualmie Pass, Washington

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Finally in Grand Mound! The kids Cabin in our suite at Great Wolf Lodge.

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The kids and their stuffies they chose.

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I wanted to take this before the shit heads created a shit storm. Clearly I wasn't fast enough.

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The boy abusing furnite...as per usual.

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Kids in front of Great Wolf Lodge - Happy 4th of July!

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Daughter walking through the woods behind the hotel in Grand Mound.

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Fooling around with the boy. Love those freckles!

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Daughter - aka the picture ruiner.

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Kids by the water in Olympia on July 4th!

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Sea life...only dead.

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The kids and I in front of the State Capital building in Olympia.

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The State Capital building.

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A beautiful tree on the grounds of the Capital. I miss these.

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Mount St. Helen's - spectacular.

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Driving up to the Johnston Ridge Observatory....this gives a good size reference.

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The kids and I in front of the observatory.

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Daughter and I in front of the blast side of the mountain.

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The desert in Eastern Washington - on our way back to Spokane and LOVING the heat.

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Sunset - almost in Spokane. But not really...we were still like 2 hours out.

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Brad Pitt's love child.

The end. I'm tired.